- Stood behind a guy who either shit his pants, or didn't know his shirt was in the way when he was wiping off his ass.
- Discovered my newest fear: not knowing my shirt got in the way while wiping my ass at work.
- Saw a bum pretend there was an earthquake happening when a large woman walked past him, it was then that I realized; bums can be entertaining.
- Tried to order a fat-free thick burger at Whataburger
- Nominated the next hurricane to be named hurricane "That Fucker"
- Spent the rest of my afternoon watching CNN and replacing "Katrina" with "That Fucker"
- There's no telling how many people have been affected by That Fucker
- White House officials are being blamed for the chaos That Fucker left behind
- Well as you can see Bob, That Fucker just came roaring right through this entire city
- One thing is for certain; That Fucker will cost the American tax payers billions
- Was glad to see that hidden camera I installed in my room is being put to good use
- Tried to find on job on Monster.com using "pimp" as my keyword
- Michael Jackson was spelled out in my bowl of Alphabet Soup
- Robbed a gas station to pay for my gas
