Top 10 Thoughts for

1. Who the fuck is standing in my office?


2. How many times can I measure your failure?


3. When is lunch?


4. Can I beep you out of the conversation?


5. What does headcount mean?


6. Bing Conference call is fun!


7. Today is the 1st when is pay day?


8. I drank 5 red bulls now the wall is moving


9. How many times can I go to the bath room without doing anything


10. Its 10 minutes to 5 can I leave now?